It is not easy to get it. (Video)

I have been wondering why camel milk is expensive. I've found the answer! It is not easy to get it.

Funny moments in class

Today (28/02/2014) in management class:

We were learning about how to prepare departmental and organizational budgets and how manage your subordinates with regards to budgets.

Instructor: Make sure that your employees put their figures in the budget.

My lovely and beautiful desk-mate was absent-minded… but she managed to hear this statement. The problem is that she heard the instructor say: Make sure that your employees put their fingers in the budget. She interrupts the instructor and here’s their conversation:

Desk-mate: Excuse me sir, why should they put their fingers in the budget? Shouldn’t it be their minds?

Instructor: (Deeply concerned that he probably didn’t hear what she said). Excuse me?

Desk-mate: I think they should put their minds, not their fingers in the budget.

(The whole class bursted in laughter.)

My desk-mate was shocked, she was wondering why everyone was laughing. She tried asking me why we were laughing, I couldn’t tell her with all the laughter that was in class.

About 20 minutes later after the incident, she asked me why we were laughing. When I whispered and explained  it to her, she bursted into uncontrollable laughter: alone in a quiet class, everyone looked at her and wondered what was wrong with her.

You made my day, desk-mate!

I love you.

Another funny moment:

Earlier this week in a Micro-economics class, some guy interrupted our lovely lecturer to correct a mathematical expression she had written on the board. The problem was that his correction was “1+0=0”... that was what he thought. Of course our beautiful lecturer was right: "1+0=1"

The Worst Pick-Up Line I've Ever Heard

I am a girl and I come across all kinds of funny guys. I always try my best to show them that am not interested at all... but some of them still go ahead to showcase their absurdity.

I often hold back laughter after they prove their questionable reasoning capacity (forgive my language but that's what I feel). I, however, couldn't hold laughter after I heard this:

"Hi! I couldn't help noticing you notice that I noticed you." 

Goodness! Guys, let me give you a hint: Go look for people that are interested. You don't want to embarrass yourself!

The Drunk at Church

A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off.
       
The pastor has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make an    example of him.
      
      He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place in heaven, please stand."
      
      The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man.
      
      Then the preacher says even more loudly, "And he who would like to find a place in hell please STAND UP!"
      
      The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands up, only to find that he's the only one standing.
      
      Confused and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting on here, but it sure seems like you and me are the only ones standing for it!"


Hahaha.....

Watch what you say or think!

Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed arbiter of the church's morals,
kept sticking her nose in the other members' private lives.
Church members were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough
to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member,
of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked in front of the
town's only bar one afternoon.

She commented to George and others that everyone seeing it there would
know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked
away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny; he said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house...
and left it there all night!


Thanks, Elvira.

Women decide who and what they want!

Barrack and Michelle Obama went out for coffee to a restaurant. Barrack noted that the restaurant owner was talking to Michelle as if they had known each other before. This conversation went on between Michelle and Barrack (of course in the absence of the restaurant owner).



Barrack: Oh, do you know him?
Michelle: Yes I do. He was once my boyfriend.
Barrack: Hehe... that means that you could have been a restaurant owner's wife, that is if he married you.
Michelle: No, he would have been the president if he married me.
              I would have made sure that he would have become the president of the US.

>>>> That's my kind of woman!