A man sobering up
from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and
boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off.
The pastor has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent
hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to
make an example of him.
He says to his congregation, "All those wishing to have a place in
heaven, please stand."
The whole room stands up except, of
course, the sleeping man.
Then the preacher says even more
loudly, "And he who would like to find a place in hell please STAND UP!"
The weary man catching only the last part groggily stands
up, only to find that he's the only one standing.
Confused
and embarrassed he says, "I don't know what we're voting on here, but it sure
seems like you
and
me
are the only ones standing for it!"
Hahaha.....
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